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Fresh Language

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Caution: This is just an enthusiastic description. DO NOT try to fuck these pineapples.

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Looks Legit

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 20, 2014 at 8:00PM

It’s so bad that spell check didn’t even have a suggestion.

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For Immediate Sale

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 9, 2014 at 11:00AM

Maybe go with a public defender and keep the bike. Can't recommend the same for the kid though.

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Eclectic Yard Sale

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 11, 2014 at 5:00PM

Gross, lady. Nobody wants your used dolls.

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That's A Huge Sale

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 6, 2014 at 8:00PM

This should put to rest that stereotype of white mannequins having small fiberglass penises.

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