Also on sale today is our ‘Spicy as F*ck Jalapeños.’
[via Uber Humor]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I will pay you $1,000 to light that on fire and throw it down a ravine.
[via Caveman Circus]
Make sure the funeral you wear it to is also having purple flowers or you'll clash.
[via TC Mag]