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What A Deal

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 18, 2014 at 9:00PM

Wonder if they’ll trade me straight up for my Child’s Play: Bride Of Chucky inspired Ford Escort?

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Like Where Your Head's At

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2014 at 2:00PM

I hope you ran up and down the street shouting in an Oprah voice, "And YOU get Rush Hour 2! And YOU get Rush Hour 2!"

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Fresh Language

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Caution: This is just an enthusiastic description. DO NOT try to fuck these pineapples.

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Looks Legit

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 20, 2014 at 8:00PM

It’s so bad that spell check didn’t even have a suggestion.

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For Immediate Sale

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 9, 2014 at 11:00AM

Maybe go with a public defender and keep the bike. Can't recommend the same for the kid though.

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