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They're New! They're ALL New!!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

Except Schnitzel with Noodles. Those have a tendency to sit on the shelves for awhile.

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Get It On The Cheap!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 5, 2014 at 3:00PM

Only $2.97? I have a feeling that vagina is past its "use by" date.

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What A Deal

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 18, 2014 at 9:00PM

Wonder if they’ll trade me straight up for my Child’s Play: Bride Of Chucky inspired Ford Escort?

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Like Where Your Head's At

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2014 at 2:00PM

I hope you ran up and down the street shouting in an Oprah voice, "And YOU get Rush Hour 2! And YOU get Rush Hour 2!"

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Fresh Language

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Caution: This is just an enthusiastic description. DO NOT try to fuck these pineapples.

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