Should have named him "Safety."
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We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
If Ariel taught me anything, it's that it's definitely not better down there.
Technically, I don't think you're allowed to tow your kid in a plastic basket until they're over 50 lbs.
Ma'am, I'm fairly sure it's illegal to drive around with those things deployed.
I would tell that baby not to jump but really, it's all downhill after that age.
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