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    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Bangin' Headboard

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 5, 2016 at 5:00PM

I think she's trying to say this one night stand is over.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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From Around the Web

Safety Is For Pussies

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 4, 2016 at 2:00PM

AirBags

We die like real men, needlessly bleeding out on the dashboard.

[via Twitter]

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Thanks, Hat

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 23, 2016 at 4:00PM

hat

This is why you never see a construction worker get killed by a throwing star.

[via UberHumor]

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At Capacity

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 16, 2016 at 10:00AM

CrowdedCarpool

Can't tell if this is irresponsible carpooling or a haphazard mass kidnapping.

[via Dump A Day]

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Do You Trust Your Coworkers?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 23, 2016 at 4:00PM

work

This is a much more exhilarating way to find out the answer than a Buzzfeed quiz.

[via AcidCow]