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    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

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    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

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Safety Is For Pussies

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 4, 2016 at 2:00PM

AirBags

We die like real men, needlessly bleeding out on the dashboard.

[via Twitter]

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From Around the Web

Thanks, Hat

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 23, 2016 at 4:00PM

hat

This is why you never see a construction worker get killed by a throwing star.

[via UberHumor]

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At Capacity

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 16, 2016 at 10:00AM

CrowdedCarpool

Can't tell if this is irresponsible carpooling or a haphazard mass kidnapping.

[via Dump A Day]

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Do You Trust Your Coworkers?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 23, 2016 at 4:00PM

work

This is a much more exhilarating way to find out the answer than a Buzzfeed quiz.

[via AcidCow]

So Many Spotters

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 16, 2016 at 3:00PM

bombler.ru

When you share a gym with the high school lacrosse team, everyone's very interested in your form.

[via Bombler]

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