It'll be throats vs. skins.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Oh man, Santa thinks you have WAY more game than you actually do.
[via Bored Panda]
When the Robinson family down the street reminds everyone wear a condom and have a Merry Christmas.
[via The Chive]
You can carry this sign in public. You CANNOT hang it in HR.