It'll be throats vs. skins.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Oh man, Santa thinks you have WAY more game than you actually do.
[via Bored Panda]
When the Robinson family down the street reminds everyone wear a condom and have a Merry Christmas.
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You can carry this sign in public. You CANNOT hang it in HR.