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Inappropriate Attire

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 8, 2015 at 2:00PM

CostumeSafari

Warning: There is no such thing as a "costume safari," and if your friends invite you to one, they are not your friends.

[via Daily Garlic]

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bad idea

costume

dressed up

eaten

fake

halloween

hungry

lion

outfit

safari

zebra

From Around the Web

Cheetahhhh Sh*t!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 2, 2015 at 5:00PM

This is just like when my cat slips off the counter, except no one loses their face.

[via Izismile]

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africa

big cat

cat

cheetah

claws

fall

jeep

ouch

recovery

safari

slip

wild

Sensual Safari

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 29, 2015 at 3:00PM

FriskyGiraffe

Shouldn't you at least pick her dinner from a treetop first?

[via Acid Cow]

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animals

creepy

date

giraffe

hot girls

lick

nature

pervy

safari

tongue

zoo

I Think He Likes You

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2014 at 11:00AM

Stop smiling, you dick. This is how ebola happens.

[via Oddersite]

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animals

boner

face

head

humping

monkey

nature

penis

safari

tourist

Safari Has Hit The Streets

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2014 at 12:00PM

None of them can remember how to force quit.

[via Unique Daily]