Believe it or not, this is J.D. Power & Associates.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
“Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you guys. I thought this was my Uber.”
[via The Chive]
Warning: There is no such thing as a "costume safari," and if your friends invite you to one, they are not your friends.
[via Daily Garlic]