Believe it or not, this is J.D. Power & Associates.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
“Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you guys. I thought this was my Uber.”
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Warning: There is no such thing as a "costume safari," and if your friends invite you to one, they are not your friends.
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