Believe it or not, this is J.D. Power & Associates.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
“Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you guys. I thought this was my Uber.”
[via The Chive]
Warning: There is no such thing as a "costume safari," and if your friends invite you to one, they are not your friends.
[via Daily Garlic]