• Caption Challenge

    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Dog Days Of Summer

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 8, 2016 at 4:00PM

dog

When the jacuzzi is cold but you already got all the way in.

[via Radass]

Tags: 

disappointed

dog

fountain

hot tub

jacuzzi

planter

pool

relax

sad

sit

From Around the Web

Anti-Happy Meal

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | February 17, 2016 at 11:00PM

hotdogcheesecerealbreakfastsad

If you run out of milk, your sad tears will do.

[via Cat's Mob]

Close My Tab

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 9, 2016 at 8:00PM

clubpuke

She looks super bummed about puking up that $15 cocktail.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

club

drinks

drunk

gross

nightclub

puke

sad

sick

VIP

vomit

A Proud High School Accomplishment

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 5, 2015 at 12:00PM

classring

The other side is a Keep It 100 emoji.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

class ring

high school

phone

ring

sad

text

texting

Dress To Suppress

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | December 3, 2015 at 11:00PM

tshirtrulestoliveby

When you're done you can use the shirt to wipe off… Your tears.

[via Ebaum's World]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 1, 2015 at 7:00PM

ending tweet

This is why we need space, Cecilia. You're just too attached.

Last Tosh of the season TONIGHT at 10.