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Spring Break, Baby!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2014 at 4:00PM

Those drinks do not need to be watered down any more than they already are.

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pouring

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spring break

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How Am I Getting No Love On Tinder?

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 12, 2014 at 2:00PM

Turns out cats can actually process a devastating amount of shame.

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cat lady

cats

crazy

ears

face paint

family portrait

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My Little Crippling Depression

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 12, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's like the toy is somehow aware it's a cheap knockoff with ridiculously thin hair.

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horse

kids

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my little pony

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Because F*ck It, Why Not?

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 28, 2014 at 10:00PM

Would you like to add fries and a pint of whiskey to make it a sadness combo?

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Inconsolable

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 5, 2014 at 1:00PM

"You ladies are lovely, but I'll smile when the Vikings address the sorry state of their secondary."

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10 Valentine's Gift Ideas

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's Valentine's Day! That extra-special holiday when you really take the time to consider the one you love… while hastily buying roses from that guy with the limp who sets up on the shoulder of a highway off-ramp.

But if you really want to impress your lover this year, a truly unique gift is in order. For example, why not spice things up in the ol' boudoir by branding your Valentine's supple behind with a scorching hot poker? Sexy, right?

Click below for more stellar Valentine's gift ideas… Show full post