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Life Is A Cruel Bitch

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

We're all just short-armed, snub-nosed, hopeless schmucks forever reaching for the elusive tennis ball of happiness.

[via Bro My God]

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Tough Gig

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 16, 2014 at 4:00PM

The mosh pit consisted of the lone fan sitting in his portable chair punching himself in the face.

[via Acid Cow]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Clownin'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 4, 2014 at 4:00PM

 Of all the movies in the park this summer, they had to come to Marley and Me.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Johan Ordonez/Stringer/Getty Images]

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I Ain't Afraid Of No Ghostov

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 4, 2014 at 11:00AM

Who you gonna call? My building manager, Yuri, who assures me "No ghosts. All is fine."

[via Catsmob]

Should Have Gotten Her A Teacup Brother

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you raise him in a tiny cage like veal, he'll stay just the right size. Tender, too.

[via YouTube]

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He Has A Name To Uphold

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2014 at 9:00PM

Two dozen emo bands across the country just changed their name.

[via Imgur]

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