So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
That's the face of a man who's already lost a girlfriend or two to the other side.
[via The Chive]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
When the jacuzzi is cold but you already got all the way in.