• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Lonely Hearts Book of the Month

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 26, 2010 at 2:00PM

Hey there all you Lonely Hearts Book Club members. Last month we read Why Are You Still Single? by Your Mother and it was a hit. This month, we are going to jump right in to Microwave Cooking For One by Marie T. Smith.

As the title suggests, it's great for those of us who are alone every night and don't want the hassle of cooking up an entire meal on the stove or oven when it's just us. By ourselves.

Tonight I'm going to prepare the Solitary Steak in a Sad Sauce. Then I'm going to clean up the kitchen with my tears.

Who wants to join me? Oh, you can't. There's not enough room in my microwave for both of our plates.

[via Videogum]

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