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Should Have Gotten Her A Teacup Brother

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you raise him in a tiny cage like veal, he'll stay just the right size. Tender, too.

[via YouTube]

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He Has A Name To Uphold

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2014 at 9:00PM

Two dozen emo bands across the country just changed their name.

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The Most Important Day Of His Life

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2014 at 11:00AM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

"I swear to God if the center pieces aren't ready I'm going to FREAK OUT."

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Happy Birthday!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's my party and I'll drunkenly scarf down a toilet sandwich if I want to.

[via The Chive]

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This Portugal Fan Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 1, 2014 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

Weird, bitches usually don't care about sports.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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