• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

This Is An Injustice

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 28, 2016 at 2:00PM

teninchsub

Maybe this karma for lying about my own size for the past 20 years.

[via No Way Girl]

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Jack Seems Chill

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 24, 2016 at 8:00PM

jackryan

Illegal to wear matching socks!? People like Ketki just want to watch the world burn.

[via Imgur]

Unbreakable Kimmy Switch

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | February 24, 2016 at 11:00PM

You know what? I'd hit it with all of them!

[via Bro My God]

Or Suffer The Apocalypse With The Poor

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 15, 2015 at 12:00PM

rich ruler

"Suri, wait up, this fell out of your backpack."

[via Izismile]

There's An Actual Burger King

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 16, 2014 at 1:00PM

ActualBurgerKing

That guy from Lost really let the fame go to his head.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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