• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Or Suffer The Apocalypse With The Poor

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 15, 2015 at 12:00PM

rich ruler

"Suri, wait up, this fell out of your backpack."

[via Izismile]

From Around the Web

There's An Actual Burger King

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 16, 2014 at 1:00PM

That guy from Lost really let the fame go to his head.

[via LOL Hehehe]


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table for one

Where Can I Learn More About Your Policies?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 16, 2012 at 1:00PM

I can't wait for this girl to become our first and last female president.

[via The Chive]

I Hope You're More of a Shower Than a Grower

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 18, 2011 at 1:00PM

Yeah…  I'm actually more of a "ball size guy," so this doesn't really apply to me.

Because most women I meet don't care about penis size, they like guys with giant balls.  At least that's what they tell me.

Call me when the invent underwear with a built in caliper.

[via BuzzFeed]

Rulers Rock!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 1, 2010 at 2:00PM

A new month!  September 1st!  Back to school fever and whatnot!

What does all that bring us?  What is the hot new video on the block??

A guy playing Pachelbel's "Cannon in D" on a ruler.

At second 15, I was like, "Boring!"
At second 35, I was like, "Man, that's pretty cool."
At the 1:35 point, I was like, "Holy shit!  This is impressive."

Then it went on… and on… for 5 minutes.  And that's when I realized this guy has problems.  Serious, serious, psychological issues.

Seek therapy.  And never stop rockin'!

[via BuzzFeed]