You know what? I'd hit it with all of them!
[via Bro My God]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
"Suri, wait up, this fell out of your backpack."
That guy from Lost really let the fame go to his head.
[via LOL Hehehe]
I can't wait for this girl to become our first and last female president.
[via The Chive]
Yeah… I'm actually more of a "ball size guy," so this doesn't really apply to me.
Because most women I meet don't care about penis size, they like guys with giant balls. At least that's what they tell me.
Call me when the invent underwear with a built in caliper.