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    High Dive
    High Dive

    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

  • #TBT

    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

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Unbreakable Kimmy Switch

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | February 24, 2016 at 11:00PM

You know what? I'd hit it with all of them!

[via Bro My God]

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Or Suffer The Apocalypse With The Poor

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 15, 2015 at 12:00PM

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"Suri, wait up, this fell out of your backpack."

[via Izismile]

There's An Actual Burger King

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 16, 2014 at 1:00PM

ActualBurgerKing

That guy from Lost really let the fame go to his head.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Where Can I Learn More About Your Policies?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 16, 2012 at 1:00PM

I can't wait for this girl to become our first and last female president.

[via The Chive]

I Hope You're More of a Shower Than a Grower

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 18, 2011 at 1:00PM

Yeah…  I'm actually more of a "ball size guy," so this doesn't really apply to me.

Because most women I meet don't care about penis size, they like guys with giant balls.  At least that's what they tell me.

Call me when the invent underwear with a built in caliper.

[via BuzzFeed]