• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Bring It On!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 13, 2016 at 5:00PM

DefensiveCrab

Food tastes better when you give it a fighting chance to decapitate you.

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This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 19, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

If only the Beyonce documentary had close ups like this.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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