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Masturbating Has Become So Much Work

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 21, 2015 at 12:00PM

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"Uh yes, in fact my sex toys DO hold me at night so take your pick up lines somewhere else."

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From Around the Web

How Hard Can You Squeeze?

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 10, 2014 at 5:00PM

Warning: If your grip is between 30-40, DO NOT MASTURBATE.

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Keep It In The Fairway And We Don't Have This Problem

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 14, 2013 at 2:00PM

Wait, I think I know what happened here.

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Baptism By Slam

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 15, 2013 at 4:00PM

Asshole kid at the pool turned man of God.

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