"Will you feed me now, Mommy?"
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Maybe if Barack's name was actually Bronco, he'd get more of the Southern vote.
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Ann Romney helps illustrate Mitt's Federal Flexible Spending Program
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"Mr. Romney, how do you plan to help the middle class?"
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