"Will you feed me now, Mommy?"
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After this coat, we just need to upgrade his AC unit and he'll be good as new.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Now that's a voice that will guarantee him some good dolphin lovin'.
Maybe if Barack's name was actually Bronco, he'd get more of the Southern vote.
[via I Heart Chaos]
Ann Romney helps illustrate Mitt's Federal Flexible Spending Program
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"Mr. Romney, how do you plan to help the middle class?"
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