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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Wine Her, Dine Her

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 20, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Her name is Mercedes and believe it or not, she’s not a stripper.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Wisdom Tooth Bling

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 4, 2015 at 8:00PM

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She kindly asked him if he was still high from anesthesia before telling him no.

[via Reddit]

Date Night

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 15, 2015 at 10:00PM

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Following dinner they plan to take a romantic stroll to the electronics department and watch whatever film is playing on the display TVs.

[via No Way Girl]

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Arby’s Surprise Proposal

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 26, 2015 at 8:00PM

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Gurrrrl you better make sure he’s doing this because he loves you and not because he loves the free Beef ’n Cheddars.

[via Reddit]

Congrats, You Guys!

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 3, 2015 at 8:00PM

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Just going to let that lady’s expression speak for us all.

[via The Weird Wide Web]