• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Are We Having Fun Yet?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 7, 2016 at 8:00PM

sadfair

Finding out the funnel cake stand is closed can instantly destroy a good time.

[via Uber Humor]

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From Around the Web

Romantic Date Night

Posted by: Alex Ovadia | July 24, 2016 at 10:00AM

tubdate

His ex might be pretty, but this one's COOLER.  Eh? Ehh??

[via The Chive]

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Glory Hole Surprise

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 2, 2016 at 2:00PM

glory

Honestly, she doesn't seem like the commitment type.

[via 9gag]

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Wine Her, Dine Her

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 20, 2016 at 10:00AM

cardate

Her name is Mercedes and believe it or not, she’s not a stripper.

[via Izismile]

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Wisdom Tooth Bling

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 4, 2015 at 8:00PM

wisdomring

She kindly asked him if he was still high from anesthesia before telling him no.

[via Reddit]