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10 Shining Examples Of Laziness

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every person is unique in his or her own way, or whatever. Mostly I think we're all lazy pieces of crap when left to our own devices. Some of us are better at the art of sloth than others.

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From Around the Web

Baker's Delight

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 20, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Manners 101: You should tell someone before you put your D in their things.

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Put A Bun In My Oven

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 23, 2015 at 2:00PM

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This is gonna sound weird but I have a sudden craving for flaccid penis.

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10 Blood-Curdling Old-Timey Halloween Costumes

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2014 at 3:00PM

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In an era long gone by, Halloween was once about so much more than finding the perfect slutty Buzz Lightyear outfit. They were simpler times, when everyone fashioned their own homemade costumes, and whether they were supposed to be or not, they were fucking terrifying.

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My Dinner Rolls Aren't Feeling Well

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 1, 2014 at 10:00AM

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Same thing happens when I stuff myself with cheese.

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