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    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2016 at 1:00PM

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I get it. I once brandished a battle axe when my sister refused to l'eggo my Eggo.

[via The Smoking Gun]

From Around the Web

10 Shining Examples Of Laziness

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every person is unique in his or her own way, or whatever. Mostly I think we're all lazy pieces of crap when left to our own devices. Some of us are better at the art of sloth than others.

Click through for a peek into their lives.  Show full post

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Baker's Delight

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 20, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Manners 101: You should tell someone before you put your D in their things.

[via TC Mag]

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Put A Bun In My Oven

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 23, 2015 at 2:00PM

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This is gonna sound weird but I have a sudden craving for flaccid penis.

[via Echtlustig]

10 Blood-Curdling Old-Timey Halloween Costumes

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2014 at 3:00PM

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In an era long gone by, Halloween was once about so much more than finding the perfect slutty Buzz Lightyear outfit. They were simpler times, when everyone fashioned their own homemade costumes, and whether they were supposed to be or not, they were fucking terrifying.

Click here to see more perfectly horrific costumes from the past… Show full post

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