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Primate Desires

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 7, 2014 at 1:00PM

You don't need opposable thumbs to be super-handsy.

[via The Chive]

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aggressive

boobs

breasts

cleavage

grabby

grope

handsy

monkey

paws

rip

shirt

tank top

Bit Of A Stretch

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 6, 2014 at 11:00AM

Skateboards are the leading cause of taint laceration.

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fail

groin

jump

ollie

rip

skateboard

split

taint

tear

trick

Um, Sir? Your Pants Ripped.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 19, 2013 at 4:00PM

Also: Your entire sack is hanging out.

[via Izismile]

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ball

construction

hang

LOL

out

pants

rip

sack

And I Will Always Love Youuuu, My Child

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

Not sure if this is Whitney Houston meeting Jesus or Viggo Mortensen, but either way it looks like she's pretty into him.

[via Scrotum Coat]

You Forgot The Zombies

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 3:00PM

No, Isaac. That's what your HEADSTONE will look like. You'll look much worse.

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