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It's A Celebration, Bitches!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2014 at 3:00PM

He dropped to one knee and said, "Baby, will you marry that black guy behind me?"

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Ding Dong

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 15, 2014 at 11:00AM

This door only opens if you pull… over and over and over.

[via The Chive]

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How Could She Say No?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 8, 2014 at 10:00PM

That’s a risky hiding spot considering wintergreen is her favorite flavor.

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What A Beautiful Green Eye You Have

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 22, 2014 at 9:00PM

No offense but if it blinks I’m going to set your hand on fire.

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I Think That’s A Yes

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 21, 2014 at 12:00PM

Probably best that he didn’t go forward with that Eiffel Tower proposal idea.

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