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What A Beautiful Green Eye You Have

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 22, 2014 at 9:00PM

No offense but if it blinks I’m going to set your hand on fire.

[via Izismile]

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creepy

eye

eye ring

jewelry

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I Think That’s A Yes

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 21, 2014 at 12:00PM

Probably best that he didn’t go forward with that Eiffel Tower proposal idea.

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engagement

faint

marriage

ouch

proposal

ring

Making Dad Proud

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 4, 2014 at 5:00PM

Sure, you ladies can play cock-ring toss but I wear one plastic vagina around my neck at a bachelor party and everyone thinks I'm a "serial killer."

[via Uber Humor]

Happy Friday The 13th! Here's Something Scary

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 13, 2013 at 10:00AM

Don't worry, his toes are into being choked out.

[via scrotumcoat]

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barf

disgusting

ew

gross

nails

ring

toe

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toenails

Snug Fit

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 11, 2013 at 10:00AM

Sadly, this is the last Facebook update she ever made with all ten of her fingers.

[via Acid Cow]