It’s UBER for lazy Walmart shoppers.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Luckily for these guys, none of the legislation on riding your cooler has passed.
[via Dump A Day]
I'm not hating the player, but I think that many bitches is too many bitches.
The last time he was around these ladies, they cut his balls off so he has justification to not stick around.
I say we let Lance Armstrong race again under the stipulation that he must wear the dick suit.
[via Weird Wide Web]