• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Just A Few More Feet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 26, 2016 at 10:00AM

When you don't want to walk but you also don't want to get anywhere faster.

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

Thanks Jesus

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 25, 2016 at 2:00PM

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The only sin Jesus will never forgive is if you puke in the back of his Ford Focus.

[via Uber Humor]

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2016 at 5:00PM

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If Canada really has maple leaf bra-wearing beavers, I'm moving even if Trump doesn't win.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

[via Acid Cow]

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There's No App For That

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 23, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Seems like the concept may have been a bit lost in translation.

[via TC Mag]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Strange Ride

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 23, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Some of these pics are funny but this one is bit of ostrich.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Mark Anthony G.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Mohd Rasfan/Stringer/Getty Images]