Judge away, but her Uber driver rating is five stars.
[via Acid Cow]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Chimp my ride.
We received a lot really bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
We had to pick one so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Frank Ficcardi.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
It's a little troubling when your 7-year-old points out just how close to death you are.
I vow to bring justice upon the shaman who turned my father into this monkey.
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She's super excited to see the newly renovated Kimberly Kardashian Library.