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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Hitchin’ A Ride

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2016 at 6:00PM

hitcharide

Judge away, but her Uber driver rating is five stars.

[via Acid Cow]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Monkeying Around

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 12:00PM

Monkeys Perform In Shenyang

Chimp my ride.

We received a lot really bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We had to pick one so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Frank Ficcardi.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[VCG/Stringer/Getty Images]

Sliding To The Grave

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 17, 2016 at 6:00PM

LifeWaterslide

It's a little troubling when your 7-year-old points out just how close to death you are.

[via Imgur]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Monkeying Around

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 16, 2016 at 4:00PM

Monkeys Perform In Shenyang

I vow to bring justice upon the shaman who turned my father into this monkey.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[VCG/Stringer/Getty Images]

School's In Session

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 13, 2016 at 11:00AM

WhoreSchool

She's super excited to see the newly renovated Kimberly Kardashian Library.

[via Twitter]

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