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Kitchen Nightmares

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 28, 2016 at 10:00PM

closednote

Can’t wait for the eventual Lifetime movie based on this note.

[via Reddit]

From Around the Web

Extra Protein

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 27, 2016 at 4:00PM

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"Excuse me, waiter, but my mouse fetus seems to be completely raw."

[via TCMag]

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Lengthy But Effective

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 10, 2016 at 6:00PM

golfbar

This has been shortened from the original name of, “Golf Bar Cocktails Very Strong We Do Not Check ID Card And Will Look The Other Way If You’re Soliciting A Prostitute Oh And Try Our Fried Cheese Balls & Restaurant.”

[via Pleated Jeans]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 23, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

You Tried

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 17, 2016 at 9:00PM

buffalowings

The BUFFAILD Bills has a nice ring to it.

[via The Chive]