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That Sweet Tea Runs Right Through Ya

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 21, 2014 at 4:00PM

“I got your golden arches right here.” – Something that was probably mumbled by this guy.

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This Doesn’t End Well

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

It’s not a real Benihana experience unless you invite over six strangers to sit at your table for awkward conversation.

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Also Very Proud Of It Apparently

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 11, 2014 at 10:00PM

And all he got was that lousy t-shirt. Oh and Gonorrhea.

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Tonight’s Special: Scandalous Shrimp

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 17, 2014 at 9:00PM

Even the best affairs get tired of hotel room pizza delivery.

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Date Night Pizza

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 2, 2014 at 12:00PM

If you still have an erection by the time you eat leftovers the next morning you should seek medical attention.

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