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Congratulations, America

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 2, 2014 at 8:00PM

I knew if we tried hard enough we could get pants added to the “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” sign.

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What Nightmares Are Made Of

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 8, 2014 at 10:00AM

They also have really good Flounder tacos and Sebastian tails.

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That Sweet Tea Runs Right Through Ya

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 21, 2014 at 4:00PM

“I got your golden arches right here.” – Something that was probably mumbled by this guy.

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This Doesn’t End Well

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

It’s not a real Benihana experience unless you invite over six strangers to sit at your table for awkward conversation.

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Also Very Proud Of It Apparently

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 11, 2014 at 10:00PM

And all he got was that lousy t-shirt. Oh and Gonorrhea.

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