• Caption Challenge

    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Best Seat In The House

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 31, 2016 at 10:00PM

bestseat

At least the wall doesn’t keep constantly looking down at its phone when you’re trying to have a conversation.

[via Pleated Jeans]

Tags: 

alone

dining

dinner

eating

forever alone

lonely

lunch

restaurant

seat

wall

wtf

From Around the Web

Oh Rats

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 21, 2016 at 2:00PM

A prime example of why you should always have a grenade handy.

[via YouTube]

Tags: 

dark

gross

lights on

nasty

rat

rats

restaurant

I See What You Did There

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 15, 2016 at 2:00PM

gocards

“Go Cross-Contamination” doesn’t have the same appeal.

[via Ryan The Intern]

Life Goals

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 11, 2016 at 8:00PM

cracklebarrel

You can add highest recorded cholesterol level and the most daily bowel movements to his world records.

[via Reddit]

Tags: 

car

cracker barrel

decal

food

gross

meals

record

restaurant

world record

wtf

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 10, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: