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Higher, Daddy!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 25, 2015 at 6:00PM

KidToss

He's actually trying to throw her into orbit so his life can be fun again.

(Yes, we're aware it's fake. No, we don't care. Shut up.)

[via Acid Cow]

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