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Responsible Recycling

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 5, 2016 at 1:00PM

Recycling

She's throwing up whole french fries… those can easily be rinsed off and repurposed.

[via Imgur]

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From Around the Web

Parent Pong

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 16, 2015 at 1:00PM

ParentPong

Drinking responsibly is mostly just remembering to feed the baby.

[via Twitter]

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Higher, Daddy!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 25, 2015 at 6:00PM

KidToss

He's actually trying to throw her into orbit so his life can be fun again.

(Yes, we're aware it's fake. No, we don't care. Shut up.)

[via Acid Cow]

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Sitters In A Half Shell

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 3, 2015 at 1:00PM

TeenageMutantNinjaDads

What kind of shitty kids don't like anchovy and gummy bear pizza?

[via Catsmob]

Little Help?

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 27, 2015 at 3:00PM

ConcernedBaby

"Any chance you feel like closing the camera app and calling child services for me?"

[via Funnyisms]