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    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

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    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

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    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

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New Semester Resolutions

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 9, 2015 at 10:00PM

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Someone should have mentioned that the “Freshman 15” wasn’t in reference to sexual partners.

[via Reddit]

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We're One Month In. How's That Resolution Going?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 31, 2013 at 2:00PM

Oh, you're still a fat fuck who pretends to know what pilates is? Cool.

(She says as she puts frosting on an english muffin.)

[via Blame It On The Voices]

One Step Forward, One Step Back

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 28, 2013 at 5:00PM

Later she's gonna get the HPV vaccine while having unprotected sex with a frat boy.

[via Daily of the Day]

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Dallas Mavericks Named 'Honorary Ohioans'

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 14, 2011 at 11:00AM

Ohio Governor John Kasich has signed an official resolution naming the Dallas Mavericks "organization, friends, family and fans as honorary Ohioans" for defeating the Miami Heat and LeBron James in the NBA Finals.

Thus marking the first time a team has ever forfeited an NBA Championship as to avoid becoming named "honorary Ohioans."

A spokesman for the Dallas Mavericks organization was quoted as saying, "Nah… We're good  Thanks."

[via The High Definite]