From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
This is how all women psych themselves up before a date.
If all of your prophecies are homoerotic, they might just be your dreams.
Sir? Would you mind moving? A billionaire wants to sit down.
[via The Chive]
No, it's not worth it.
That's why I got my degree from a parking garage.
And look at me now… Tosh.0 blogger. Boom goes the dynamite.
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