• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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I'll Have What He's Having

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 16, 2013 at 5:00PM

Sir? Would you mind moving? A billionaire wants to sit down.

[via The Chive]

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Is It Worth It?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 27, 2010 at 11:00AM

No, it's not worth it.

That's why I got my degree from a parking garage.

And look at me now…  Tosh.0 blogger.  Boom goes the dynamite.

[via EPICponyz]