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Assigned Seating

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 8, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It was really big of you to invite the ex-wife.

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I'll Have What He's Having

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Sir? Would you mind moving? A billionaire wants to sit down.

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No, it's not worth it.

That's why I got my degree from a parking garage.

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