See? This is why we can't let toddlers be firefighters.
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After this coat, we just need to upgrade his AC unit and he'll be good as new.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Now that's a voice that will guarantee him some good dolphin lovin'.
Her favorite sequin halter top was almost donated to someone who probably didn’t even have the shoes to match, you guys. Whew.
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Nothing says "life is worth living" like a solid kick to the face.
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