It has a breakfast nook and a whipping post? Sold!
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Your eternal soul as a security deposit seems a bit steep.
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These things played a huge part in driving Blockbuster Burrito right out of business.
The first draft of this sign was "Please Ejaculate In Our Video Store."
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Okay so it's between All Dogs Go To Heaven, or Too Fast Too Furious.
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