It has a breakfast nook and a whipping post? Sold!
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We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Your eternal soul as a security deposit seems a bit steep.
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These things played a huge part in driving Blockbuster Burrito right out of business.
The first draft of this sign was "Please Ejaculate In Our Video Store."
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Okay so it's between All Dogs Go To Heaven, or Too Fast Too Furious.
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