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Merry Christmas From Heaven

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 7, 2010 at 3:00PM

Yeah, I like it.

But Mike and I are working on a "Merry Christmas From Hell" ornament that will probably be a much bigger seller:

Didn't make it to heaven but don't shed a tear. The whiskey is far more plentiful down here.

Patent pending, you invention stealers.

[via Chive]

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