Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Check out this real-life Super Mario Bros. parkour. Last night I got high and watched this until… well, until I left for work this morning.
- Kid impresses Tiger Woods with hole-in-one. After the round Tiger took him out to "celebrate" with some Hooters waitresses.
- There's a strain of super lice spreading across the country. In case you wanted to be crazy paranoid about every little itch.
- Care to join me at LA's Museum of Broken Relationships? I donated my ex's prosthetic leg. She hopped out in such a fury that night…
- Woman accused of smuggling half pound of cocaine in her vagina. I'll be impressed when you catch her smuggling a kilo.
- Hookers offering free sex for Hillary Clinton donations. I'm so sick of prostitutes pushing their political agendas.
- It's Thursday and the boobies are big.