Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
All it takes to get on the “nice list” nowadays is letting Santa eat a jello shot off your boobs.
At least he's too young to know how bad his haircut is.
They’re definitely grilling hotdogs on that van’s engine.
[via The Chive]
He spelled hummus wrong. How embarrassing.
'Hold my beer' is the Alabama state motto.
[via Uber Humor]
© 2016 comedy partners. all rights reserved. comedy central and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks of comedy partners.