Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.
All it takes to get on the “nice list” nowadays is letting Santa eat a jello shot off your boobs.
At least he's too young to know how bad his haircut is.
They’re definitely grilling hotdogs on that van’s engine.
[via The Chive]
He spelled hummus wrong. How embarrassing.
'Hold my beer' is the Alabama state motto.
[via Uber Humor]
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