We only use the red cups for special occasions.
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If you're going to marry your cousin, you should do it in style.
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Lame. When I was a kid, we didn't need games to get drunk.
"If the city doesn't want us to drink from open containers, why do they have a football team?"
Country superstar Toby Keith's new video is for a song called "Red Solo Cup." And it's exactly what you think it is: a drinking song dedicated to the kegger mainstay.
But where are the blue and white cups, Toby? I thought you were patriotic! You goin' commie red on us now??
Turns out when it comes to his cup color, Keith's a real turncoat. I bet it's filled with Heineken.
Regardless, if you're in college, prepare yourself for hearing a lot of Toby Keith this semester. Not sure if it's a step up or a step down from Foster the People.
[via The Daily What]