Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this guy lose his damn mind on a slingshot ride. Pretty sure he scratched through and hit brain.
- A Baltimore Ravens lineman just published a complex math study. Good thing he got it done before concussions turn him into a useless pile.
- Ukrainian woman dumped by politician husband for being too hot. If you marry this lady, you don't get to be surprised that she likes attention.
- Girl tries to poison mom for taking away her iPhone. If anyone needs me, I'll be getting a vasectomy.
- Finally, a Kendrick Lamar/Seinfeld mashup. Still waiting on that Yelawolf/Family Matters joint, though.
- Enjoy some boobs on Monday. Or whenever… they're good every day of the week.
- Google's cocktail search helps you make the perfect drinks. I remember back in the good ol' days when you had to ask a legitimate alcoholic.
- Watch this alley-oop go in twice and just try to understand the physics.