Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This 11-year-old shot a robber who tried to steal his hamper. I was too busy discovering my body at 11 to thwart laundry crimes.
- This NFL Draft pick's bong hit cost him more than $8mil. Way to properly prioritize what you're not okay with, NFL.
- Here's the guy who got cold-cocked for looking like Shia LaBeouf. If you don't want to get hit, don't wear that face.
- These guys used their dead friend's ashes as bait and caught a monster fish. Dead people are delicious.
- The best rapper alive every year since 1979. What? No love for Bubba Sparxx?
- Tight dresses may cause growing pants.