Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this Lingerie Football League MVP chug a beer. Then divorce your wife because you clearly settled.
- Join the congregation of the Church of Bacon. Because bacon is real, and it's watching over all of us.
- Enjoy this adult coloring book. Where's the page devoted to erectile dysfunction?
- Bud Light is sorry for being super rapey. Waiting on you now, Axe body spray.
- 8 reasons why men want to get married more than women do. Are all 8 reasons "this article is a lie"?
- It's Wednesday, the buttliest day of the week.
- Mark Wahlberg and Diddy bet $250k on Mayweather-Pacquiao. I heard if it's a draw they have to kiss.
- Who has the dumbest fans in football? Hint: It's the group dumb enough to defend the fact that their team is named after the Native American equivalent of the N-word.