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Have a Very Krispy Halloween

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 16, 2012 at 6:00PM

Nice try, Krispy Kreme, but everyone knows Ninja Turtles are at least 5'1.

Also: why not take this time to relive the Krispy Kreme epicness that is Me And Daniel Tosh?

[via Tastefully Offensive]

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 16, 2012 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..

I can't believe he knocked up Amber Rose.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via YouTube]

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MY Hammer Pants Are Red, White, And Blue

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 20, 2012 at 10:00AM

Guys, this is America, I think it's pretty obvious who built the roads and bridges…

BALD EAGLES.

[via Oh Have You Seen This?]

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 11, 2012 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand.. 

Nothing says gangsta rap quite like fake eyelashes.

Seriously though, this kid's got swag.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via YouTube]

Let's Connect With The Customer, Let's Make A Sale!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 29, 2012 at 12:00PM

"Let's throw a black guy in there.. 'Cause it's a rap video."

"..Do any black guys work here?" -Pier One ad execs

[via videogum]

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0 Trans Fat, 100mg of Swag

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 17, 2012 at 1:00PM

If rap snacks give you mad flow, Scooby snacks better make you awesome at figuring out that oh my God, those things that you thought were a zombie and a witch turned out to be two robbers who were looking for a security van that they dumped in the river years ago.

[via Imgur]

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