This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.
The lesser known 11th member of the Wu-Tang Clan; Ol' Dirty Pop-Pop.
[via Uber Humor]
[still via Buzzfeed]
Now that I know the signs for "bitch" and "hoe" I can finally tell off that smug deaf lady at the bank.
[via Prickly Legs]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: