Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- How to motivate a random jogger. For most of this he thought he was about to be shot and/or run off the road.
- Winning Powerball tickets sold in 3 states. I know you didn't win though, because you're reading this and not sleeping on a mountain of cocaine.
- R.I.P. Alan Rickman. It's a rough week to be 69 and British.
- Ballsy man steals snake. Is that a python in your pants or are you… holy shit why would you do that?!
- Republican candidate heads on porn star bodies. Trump got dem titties.
- Boning monkeys terrify child. When the mood strikes, the mood strikes.
- It's Thursday, let us all enjoy some big ol' boobies.