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Watch Me Neigh Neigh

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 15, 2016 at 11:00AM

He's got rhythm. Or he just really has to piss.

[via Imgur]

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horse

nae nae

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From Around the Web

Hoping For Some Ass

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 16, 2016 at 5:00PM

PromDonkey

She was shocked when the donkey showed up at her door in a three-piece tux.

[via Radass]

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ask

ass

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Bird Job

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2015 at 3:00PM

OstrichBucket

Turns out the old hole in the popcorn bucket trick totally works on ostriches.

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blow job

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oral

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POPCORN

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seed

Sex

Steady…..

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 25, 2015 at 5:00PM

You can't just jump on her, man. At least work the udders for a few minutes first.

[via Catsmob]

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fall

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You Have A Pizza My Heart

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 6, 2015 at 10:00AM

pizza cake

The groom wore his nicest cargo shorts for the occasion.

[via Echtlustig]