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Bird Job

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2015 at 3:00PM

OstrichBucket

Turns out the old hole in the popcorn bucket trick totally works on ostriches.

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From Around the Web

Steady…..

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 25, 2015 at 5:00PM

You can't just jump on her, man. At least work the udders for a few minutes first.

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You Have A Pizza My Heart

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 6, 2015 at 10:00AM

pizza cake

The groom wore his nicest cargo shorts for the occasion.

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Fresh Hot Cup Of Ranch

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 19, 2015 at 9:00PM

cupofranch

When I’m feeling especially tired, I switch to garlic sauce.

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Donkey Punch

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 13, 2014 at 5:00PM

After reading what it was on Urban Dictionary, he knew he had to try it out at least once.

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