He's got rhythm. Or he just really has to piss.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
She was shocked when the donkey showed up at her door in a three-piece tux.
Turns out the old hole in the popcorn bucket trick totally works on ostriches.
You can't just jump on her, man. At least work the udders for a few minutes first.
The groom wore his nicest cargo shorts for the occasion.