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Steady…..

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 25, 2015 at 5:00PM

You can't just jump on her, man. At least work the udders for a few minutes first.

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You Have A Pizza My Heart

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 6, 2015 at 10:00AM

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The groom wore his nicest cargo shorts for the occasion.

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Fresh Hot Cup Of Ranch

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 19, 2015 at 9:00PM

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When I’m feeling especially tired, I switch to garlic sauce.

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Donkey Punch

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 13, 2014 at 5:00PM

After reading what it was on Urban Dictionary, he knew he had to try it out at least once.

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A Nice Peaceful Getaway

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 22, 2014 at 9:00PM

The one place you won't get strange looks for having a morning cup of coffee on the front porch while sporting a fully erect penis.

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