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Safari Has Hit The Streets

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2014 at 12:00PM

None of them can remember how to force quit.

[via Unique Daily]

Clear Warning

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 8, 2014 at 5:00PM

Caution: Neckless children gleefully dirt-biking over rainbows, next 5 miles.

[via Imgur]

10 Precious Prom Pics

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 2, 2014 at 3:00PM

Prom time is here again! You can literally smell the young love and awkward, clumsy sex in the air. This guy might want to slow down since touching a bare leg at that age might be enough to ruin his rented tux pants, but overall he's about to have quite a magical night.

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I Do Not Want To Taste The Rainbow

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

I assume it's sweat flavored.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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Show Me Your Lucky Charms

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 18, 2014 at 10:00AM

Strippers are like rainbows. You can look but you can't touch.

[via Uber Humor]

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