Of course this was spotted in a liquor store.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
This is purely a photo dessert. If you try to eat it they will cut you.
[via The Chive]
It's not a real EDM festival until you're blasted with unicorn bukkake.
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