Mommy fucked an alien. Deal with it.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
I'm Jewish but you don't see me dressing up as a bank. (Unless it's Purim of course.)
Come on in. We've got darts, pinball, and horrible racism.
Year's Most Awesomest Tattoo
That's right, dudes! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.
Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the wildest, wackiest, and worst-spelled tattoos out there. And who doesn't love a good tramp stamp?! I sure do. But now it's time for you to make your contribution to the discussion.
Which one of these crazy candidates will take home the title of Year's Awesomest Tat? Vote now!
The nominees are:
I watch nothing but porn, and this is still by far the most humiliating thing I've ever seen.
I recommend "Tyrone."