Mommy fucked an alien. Deal with it.
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
I'm Jewish but you don't see me dressing up as a bank. (Unless it's Purim of course.)
Come on in. We've got darts, pinball, and horrible racism.
Year's Most Awesomest Tattoo
That's right, dudes! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.
Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the wildest, wackiest, and worst-spelled tattoos out there. And who doesn't love a good tramp stamp?! I sure do. But now it's time for you to make your contribution to the discussion.
Which one of these crazy candidates will take home the title of Year's Awesomest Tat? Vote now!
The nominees are:
I watch nothing but porn, and this is still by far the most humiliating thing I've ever seen.
I recommend "Tyrone."