Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- The female orgasm explained through science projects. I suppose they're going to use "science" to "explain" Santa Claus next?
- New 3D printed hypodermic needle could make injections painless. Finally, intravenous drugs without all the pesky ouchies.
- Cars that run on air and water could soon be a reality. But what about the little Mom and Pop oil conglomerates we'd be squeezing out?
- Here's a drinking game to help you through the NFL Draft. Because there's nothing fun about watching Jon Gruden suppress a boner if you're sober.
- Here are the most racist places in America according to Google. What do you mean you have no data on Alaska? Moose are as intolerant as southern grandpas.
- Thursdays are for boobs.
- China is cracking down on funeral strippers. So child labor's fine but my uncle can't be eulogized by a woman named Chartreuse?