Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This Princess Bride/Game of Thrones mash-up is everything you didn't know your 10-year-old self wanted.
- The frat boys who sang a racist chant are suing because people said they were racist. See they were BEING racist, but they like, AREN'T racist. I hope the judge is black.
- Powdered alcohol is now legal. But the company says it would take over an hour to snort one shot so who even cares?
- The nine best drugstore products. You might be poor, but goddamn you look good.
- Lil' Wayne stormed off stage because his DJ messed up. And then locked himself in his dressing room so no one could see his mascara running.
- There has finally been a successful penis transplant. In related news, Ron Jeremy has gone into hiding.
- These people chugged a beer while taking a bong hit. Kids have it so easy these days.
- Get you some underboob. It's Friday and tatas are escaping early!
- There are a lot of dirty jokes hidden in cartoons. Now you finally have someone to blame for being a sex-addicted heathen.