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My Grandma Hates When I Mix Them

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 10:00AM

And I wanna be like, "Gram it's 2013! I have chestnut friends, peach friends… even a couple cinnamon friends!"

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From Around the Web

Last Halloween We Went As 'America'

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 9, 2013 at 1:00PM

I'm guessing he had an unregistered Supersoaker.

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America

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Pass The Salt, And A Separate But Equal Amount Of Black Pepper

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 3, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Hey look, there's even a little gnome on the back!"

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food

gnome

KKK

pepper

product

racism

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Come On Now, Black Guy

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

I'd wear my stereotype as a hat too. But I can't find one made of large noses and money.

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Tommy, You're Being Racist

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

Mommy fucked an alien. Deal with it.

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Uh, The Politically Correct Term Is 'Laptop Stand'

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 21, 2013 at 3:00PM

Also available: A separate but equal amount of White Kid's Computer Desks!

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