It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
It's so sad that in this day and age we still insist on designating them as either "Indoor" or "Outdoor" bubbles.
Today's consumer can get easily bogged down by an unbelievable amount of different options out there. For example, even the simple task of buying bathroom towels can be overwhelming. What color do you want? What material? What thread count? Should you just get the ones that say "Balls" and "Vagina"? And if you do, do you share the one that says "Asshole"? Also, how often do you wash the asshole towel? In the end, you'd be wise to go with whatever feels most personal to you.
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And I wanna be like, "Gram it's 2013! I have chestnut friends, peach friends… even a couple cinnamon friends!"
[via Uber Humor]