And I wanna be like, "Gram it's 2013! I have chestnut friends, peach friends… even a couple cinnamon friends!"
[via Uber Humor]
I'm guessing he had an unregistered Supersoaker.
[via Acid Cow]
"Hey look, there's even a little gnome on the back!"
I'd wear my stereotype as a hat too. But I can't find one made of large noses and money.