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Accurate Description

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 16, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Hey Jonathan, you’ll be happy to know that post-high school is exactly the same, but instead of a riding a bicycle, you’re driving a minivan.

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Sorry, Mom…

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 14, 2016 at 1:00PM

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But Griffin's yearbook comedy prowess cannot be contained.

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Get It, Girl

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 31, 2016 at 10:00AM

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At least it was just the one, my slutty grandma always had a few dicks on her mind.

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He’s Real

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 22, 2016 at 6:00PM

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I'm sure my grandma will be happy to put a face to the person she’s sending her life savings to.

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Most Likely To Tuck It Back

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2015 at 3:00PM

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It's a proud, Italian family name that loosely translates to "Hidden Sausage."

[via The Chive]

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