Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Kid parks a go kart like a BOSS. STRAIGHT. BOSS.
- A 3-year-old woke up at her own funeral. Nightmare fuel.
- Insane body paint. That shit would take too damn long.
- 50 celebs who are uncircumsized. Leo D! Who knew.
- You can now get married at McDonalds, pretty sure you could before.
- How not to pull your boat out of the water. Summer.
- A puppy meltdown, which is EXACTLY what happened to me when I got my dog Ralph on my tenth birthday.
- Dude turned his shower into a girlfriend, nbd.
- Dogs getting sticks stuck in doors like the majestic creatures they are.
- And the hottest fans of the world cup. Fire fire!
[video via Tastefully Offensive]