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Thank You, Thank You Very Much

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 31, 2015 at 10:00AM

elvis dog

Hurry up, he's got a line of like thirteen pregnant dogs that want to get married today.

[via Echtlustig]

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From Around the Web

Well You Hid All The Underwear

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 17, 2015 at 2:00PM

dog ate dildo

"Sorry I can't come to Sex-Ed today – the dog ate my dildo. I swear, he did!"

[via Acid Cow]

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Swipe Right

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 5, 2015 at 11:00PM

doggiecouch

Ladies, here's your first look at next season's Bachelor. Apply now at http://abc.go.com/casting.

[via Break]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 4, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Pet Names

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 2, 2015 at 11:00PM

puppylovedelivery

Did someone buy me a new rug after shitting on my old one? Yes you did, my little Cuntsparkle!

[via Ebaum's World]