Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Miss USA contestants sounding like idiots. Yeah I said it, YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.
- Titcoins for Pornhub. Geeeeenius.
- Mama bear saves her baby bear from a highway! I would like to kiss that baby bear on the head.
- A batmobile go kart. Step it up, parents.
- Short shorts! I like em, you like em.
- The worst celeb photoshop fails of all time. Actors have pores?!
- The best optical illusion of the year. Womp womp.
- Hump day, more butts and stuff!
- 10 most extreme body parts. I'm glad all my stuff is about average.
- And the worst places I've puked in public. Story time!
[video via YouTube]