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Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2014 at 1:20AM

 

10 St. Patrick's Day Standards

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

The only holiday that legally requires you to get blackout drunk is nearly upon us, so we thought we'd take a few moments to remind you of its greatness before you drown your liver in a green beer monsoon.

Anyone who denies that there's at least a little magic in this day need only to look at the picture above to remember that hammered lady-kisses are just one of the many wonders St. Patrick bestows upon us each and every year.

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Babies Are Horrible Dates

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 21, 2014 at 9:00PM

Oh I remember my first time drinking Kahlua.

[via Imgur]

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Vomit Painter Is A Thing, Now

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 2, 2014 at 6:00PM

How much could I get for an original piece involving nine shots of tequila and six White Castle sliders?

[via Daily Mail]

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Seems Like A Safe Place To Be Drunk

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 20, 2014 at 8:00PM

Oh fun, he gets to relive this whole night again when he cleans the gutters this spring.

[via The Chive]

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He's Gonna Be A Star

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 16, 2014 at 5:00PM

Throw up every meal, then bang out a thousand crunches. Just part of the daily routine of any great child actor.

[via Izismile]

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