If I fits, I shits.
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Someone should develop a Storm Trooper version and sell it to the nerds that will be waiting in line for the new Star Wars film.
[via Weird Wide Web]
“Come on down to Smith’s Grocery, were people are literally shitting themselves at the sight of our low prices.”
[via Lol He He He]
They call him Grimace because of the face he makes when she gets too toothy.
"So a rabbit's foot is fine but carrying around my dead dad's head is 'bizarre'?"