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Pee-er Parker

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 14, 2014 at 5:00PM

Spider-Man is the only dude around who can completely avoid splash-back.

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A Very Wise T-Shirt Once Said …

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 4, 2014 at 10:00PM

Maybe they’re factoring in blowjobs now to help the unemployment rate.

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In The Spotlight

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 25, 2014 at 1:00PM

These days you can't even shit behind the neighbor's house in private. Thanks a lot, Obama.

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Maybe No One Will Notice

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 2, 2014 at 9:00PM

Still not as tacky as a couple wearing matching shirts in public.

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Wild Night

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 30, 2014 at 1:00PM

When are they going to invent a urinal that doesn't splash back all over your wedding dress? Am I right, fellas?

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