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Smelly Poetry Corner

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2014 at 3:00PM

Pics or you're hauntingly lyrical shit didn't happen.

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Congratulations, America

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 2, 2014 at 8:00PM

I knew if we tried hard enough we could get pants added to the “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” sign.

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Pee-er Parker

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 14, 2014 at 5:00PM

Spider-Man is the only dude around who can completely avoid splash-back.

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A Very Wise T-Shirt Once Said …

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 4, 2014 at 10:00PM

Maybe they’re factoring in blowjobs now to help the unemployment rate.

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In The Spotlight

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 25, 2014 at 1:00PM

These days you can't even shit behind the neighbor's house in private. Thanks a lot, Obama.

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