Honestly, she doesn't seem like the commitment type.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
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It's weird that a woman classy enough to keep her phone in her cleavage would text during her wedding.
Pierce your left eyebrow for yes or your right eyebrow for no.
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