Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 20, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Daily of the Day]

It's A Dream Come True

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 21, 2013 at 12:00PM

"Baby, before I met you life was so plain. Now it's extra crispy."

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

Is There Anything More Romantic Than A McChicken?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 11, 2013 at 2:00PM

The sandwich will probably last longer than their marriage.

[via The Chive]










Nothing Says 'Will You Marry Me' Like Knockoff Twilight Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 6, 2012 at 4:00PM

Number one place to shop for engagement rings: Bed, Bath & Beyond. Number one way to not get proposed to: want this ring.

And if you asked for your lady's hand in marriage with this one, maybe it's time for an upgrade.

[via Dlisted]

Don't Propose In A Mall Food Court, And Other Life Lessons

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 23, 2011 at 3:00PM

Say please. Keep your shoelaces tied. Wash your hands. Don't tell lies. Buckle up. Don't go swimming for 30 minutes after you eat. Respect your elders. Don't steal.

These are important lessons we all learn early on in life. And as we go into adulthood, we take these lessons with us.

But there are some things our parents and teachers don't explicitly warn us about. And we have to learn those lessons the hard way.

For example, don't propose in public unless you're pretty sure she'll say yes. And don't propose in a mall food court unless you're pretty sure she's blind and deaf and can't tell where you are.

Lessons learned.

[via Urlesque]