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It's A Big Step

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 10:00AM

Ironically she won't do anal until you're engaged.

[via The Chive]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 20, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

It's A Dream Come True

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 21, 2013 at 12:00PM

"Baby, before I met you life was so plain. Now it's extra crispy."

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

Is There Anything More Romantic Than A McChicken?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 11, 2013 at 2:00PM

The sandwich will probably last longer than their marriage.

[via The Chive]

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Nothing Says 'Will You Marry Me' Like Knockoff Twilight Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 6, 2012 at 4:00PM

Number one place to shop for engagement rings: Bed, Bath & Beyond. Number one way to not get proposed to: want this ring.

And if you asked for your lady's hand in marriage with this one, maybe it's time for an upgrade.

[via Dlisted]