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Hold Onto The Receipt, Donald Trump May Ask To See It

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 11, 2013 at 3:00PM

blow-up barack

He will do everything in his power to reach a unanimous compromise with your pussyhole.

[via Izismile]

God Bless America

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 4, 2013 at 3:00PM

Great, now I'm able to hold hands with the girlfriend I don't have.

[via Neatorama]

Pass The Salt, And A Separate But Equal Amount Of Black Pepper

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 3, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Hey look, there's even a little gnome on the back!"

[via UberHumor]

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See Ya Later, Crawling-Related Injuries!

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

Hey someone should get these for Paris Hilton, am I right?! In case she ever has a baby. (And also I hear she administers a lot of blowjobs.)

[via Glennis McCarthy]

I'm Guessing This Is A European Thing

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 28, 2013 at 11:00AM

For those of you who honestly thought this product had to do with fingering babies, guess what: you may be right. We don't know! LOL.

[via I Am Bored]

A Touch Screen That's Gonna Get Pretty Dirty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 14, 2013 at 12:00PM

Dylan can't shit unless he's looking through mommy's Instagram.

Yes, this is real. (Real crazy.)

[via Kuvaton]

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