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See Ya Later, Crawling-Related Injuries!

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

Hey someone should get these for Paris Hilton, am I right?! In case she ever has a baby. (And also I hear she administers a lot of blowjobs.)

[via Glennis McCarthy]

I'm Guessing This Is A European Thing

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 28, 2013 at 11:00AM

For those of you who honestly thought this product had to do with fingering babies, guess what: you may be right. We don't know! LOL.

[via I Am Bored]

A Touch Screen That's Gonna Get Pretty Dirty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 14, 2013 at 12:00PM

Dylan can't shit unless he's looking through mommy's Instagram.

Yes, this is real. (Real crazy.)

[via Kuvaton]

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What Every Ken Doll Is Missing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 7, 2013 at 5:00PM

Girls are always putting their necklaces in their mouths anyway.

[via Fail Blog]

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The Year's Worst Product

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 27, 2012 at 12:00PM

What, this sugary confection doesn't look delicious to you?

It was a very close call, but Cold Sore Cupcake has come out on top as 2012's worst product. The very sexy Men's Pantie Stocking lost the title by only 26 votes, which goes to show that every single one of you can make a difference in this world!!

So yeah. Cold Sore Cupcake. Ew.

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Where Should I Put This? My Bedroom?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 2, 2012 at 2:00PM

And because I love to torture myself with the smell of food that's not being made, I also picked up Chocolate Chip Cookie. Still looking for Bacon.

Oh, and this is real. I want to hear the Yankee Candle Kid's review.

[via Eat Liver]

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