And they're inverted? Tonight, we dine like kings!
[via LOL Factory]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
“Yeah, but I’m not sure how this works. Do you wipe my butt or do I wipe my own? I’m totally fine either way.”
[via Bro My God]
Only problem is if you want to put your tablet away you have to buy it a drink first.
Tired of the same old PB&J sandwiches? Look no further.
I'm going to have an amazing face tan after sitting in this all summer at my apartment complex pool.
[via Uber Humor]