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What Every Ken Doll Is Missing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 7, 2013 at 5:00PM

Girls are always putting their necklaces in their mouths anyway.

[via Fail Blog]

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The Year's Worst Product

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 27, 2012 at 12:00PM

What, this sugary confection doesn't look delicious to you?

It was a very close call, but Cold Sore Cupcake has come out on top as 2012's worst product. The very sexy Men's Pantie Stocking lost the title by only 26 votes, which goes to show that every single one of you can make a difference in this world!!

So yeah. Cold Sore Cupcake. Ew.

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Where Should I Put This? My Bedroom?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 2, 2012 at 2:00PM

And because I love to torture myself with the smell of food that's not being made, I also picked up Chocolate Chip Cookie. Still looking for Bacon.

Oh, and this is real. I want to hear the Yankee Candle Kid's review.

[via Eat Liver]

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Next Time You're At The Store..

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 9, 2012 at 10:00AM

You see, this right here is how a guy becomes a gentleman.

[via Izismile]

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Hey Playas, I Found You The Perfect iPhone Case

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 6, 2012 at 10:00AM

The Playa case, by Annex Products, has a secret sliding compartment with enough room to hide two condoms. Very exciting!

The Playa case is coming this summer. So you've got that long to find a girl who will date a guy who keeps his condoms in an iPhone labeled "playa".

Best of luck, gentlemen.

[Gadgetbox via DAPS]

Obviously You Need These Picnic Pants

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 30, 2012 at 10:00AM

Pic Nic Pants take advantage of the usual cross-legged position to become a comfortable surface useful for the consumption of a meal outdoors.

I bought these last year when they were called Get Rid Of Your Friends Pants.

[Product site, via Buzzfeed]