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    Try this if you've always wondered what it's like to be Uma Thurman.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Masturbating Has Become So Much Work

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 21, 2015 at 12:00PM

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"Uh yes, in fact my sex toys DO hold me at night so take your pick up lines somewhere else."

[via Bro My God]

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From Around the Web

Satisfied Customer

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

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If you're turned on by well-crafted product reviews, this one will help you "achieve yogurt."

[via Daily Garlic]

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The Year's Worst Product!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 29, 2014 at 12:00PM

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PorkRectums

I'm already licking my chops at the thought of tearing into these tasty treats…

We tallied your votes, and the year's worst product goes to Pork Rectums! I'm not exactly sure where the disconnect is, since America seems to love the McRib, but you guys decided that there was simply no worse product in 2014 than these inverted pig assholes. I'm scratching my head, but it's your call.

Keep up with the blog to see if the trend continues and cow urethras take home the trophy in 2015!

It Practically Sells Itself

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

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If you thought crack was an epidemic before…

[via LOL Factory]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 7, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

The McRib Is Back!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2014 at 6:00PM

PorkRectums

And they're inverted? Tonight, we dine like kings!

[via LOL Factory]

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