It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Reminding us of that age old question: Which is worse, living through a zombie apocalypse or having a job?
[via The High Definite]
Some people call it gross. I call it "multitasking."
In the future, will you be able to "print" a hamburger from a link you found on McDonalds.com?
If lazy scientists have their way, the answer will be "yes."
That's what a group at Cornell University are working on. You load up some "edible food 'inks'" and print out tasty treats such as "chocolates, cookies, and even domes of turkey meat" — at least that's what they've accomplished so far.
I greatly look forward to a future where my "milk" cartridge runs out so I have to print my coffee black, or where my computer loses communication with my printer so I starve.
And I find it hard to believe this would be cheaper than just ordering in delivery. Have you seen ink prices recently? If a cartridge of plain black ink runs as much as $20, I'd probably be paying more than the price of a meal just to get a new cartridge of gravy!
Then you'd have to worry about viruses. I visit the wrong porn site and suddenly my meatloaf tastes funny!
And with that joke, I retire. Meatloaf.