• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

This Week's Viewer Video: I Thought You Said Printer

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 8, 2015 at 11:00AM

Congratulations to Alona Forsythe and Clayton Farris, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

From Around the Web

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 15, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yeah geez! We all know laughter is the printer's Kryptonite.

The Walking Dead Gets the Office Space Treatment

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 13, 2012 at 10:00AM

Reminding us of that age old question: Which is worse, living through a zombie apocalypse or having a job?

[via The High Definite]

So That's What That Compartment Is For

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 17, 2011 at 12:00PM

Some people call it gross.  I call it "multitasking."

[via EPICponyz]

Scientist Designing a 'Food Printer'

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 6, 2011 at 4:00PM

In the future, will you be able to "print" a hamburger from a link you found on McDonalds.com?

If lazy scientists have their way, the answer will be "yes."

That's what a group at Cornell University are working on.  You load up some "edible food 'inks'" and print out tasty treats such as "chocolates, cookies, and even domes of turkey meat" — at least that's what they've accomplished so far.

I greatly look forward to a future where my "milk" cartridge runs out so I have to print my coffee black, or where my computer loses communication with my printer so I starve.

And I find it hard to believe this would be cheaper than just ordering in delivery.  Have you seen ink prices recently?  If a cartridge of plain black ink runs as much as $20, I'd probably be paying more than the price of a meal just to get a new cartridge of gravy!

Then you'd have to worry about viruses.  I visit the wrong porn site and suddenly my meatloaf tastes funny!

And with that joke, I retire.  Meatloaf.

[via Eater]