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Pretty Pretty Princess

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 17, 2014 at 2:00PM

Once upon a time there was a man with issues. He loved princesses SO much, that he even dressed up like one and kept a really weird and extensive collection of Disney memorabilia in his basement, which isn't creepy at all. Long story short he was jerking off in a public place and was sent to some sort of institution where he lived happily ever after. The end.

[via Izismile]

Look Daddy You're Rainbow Brite

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 18, 2014 at 12:00PM

Remind me to never be the first one to pass out at a princess tea party.

[via Uber Humor]

Little Miss Street Corner

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 19, 2013 at 11:00AM

I've got a feeling her Prince Charming is going to be some guy named Chet.

[via Break]

Hittin' That Blue Genie Kush

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 7, 2013 at 11:00AM

She's got three wishes, and she's using all of them on more Cheetos.

[via Scrotum Coat]

Puberty Is An Actual Bitch

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 30, 2013 at 3:00PM

Look her in the eye, show no fear, and try to make yourself as big as possible (also works for bears).

[via Prickly Legs]