Once upon a time there was a man with issues. He loved princesses SO much, that he even dressed up like one and kept a really weird and extensive collection of Disney memorabilia in his basement, which isn't creepy at all. Long story short he was jerking off in a public place and was sent to some sort of institution where he lived happily ever after. The end.
Remind me to never be the first one to pass out at a princess tea party.
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I've got a feeling her Prince Charming is going to be some guy named Chet.
She's got three wishes, and she's using all of them on more Cheetos.
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