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Hold Onto The Receipt, Donald Trump May Ask To See It

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 11, 2013 at 3:00PM

blow-up barack

He will do everything in his power to reach a unanimous compromise with your pussyhole.

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Fresh We Can

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 24, 2012 at 6:00PM

Four years later, and Obama's still cleaning up Bush's mess. Thank you, good night, I'm here all week, unless I get fired because of this post. #VAGINAHUMOR

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The Preezy of the United Steezy Slow Jams The News

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 25, 2012 at 10:00AM

Last night on Fallon, Obama stopped by slow jam the news, proving that he is pretty damn cool.

Though not quite as black as Brian Williams.

[via The DW]

President Obama Now Has a Tumblr

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 25, 2011 at 4:00PM

"Mike," I hear none of you saying, "why don't you ever inform us of the latest in Internet-related current events?"

Good question!  The Internet isn't all Halloween lights and stripper pumpkins.

For instance, yesterday, President Obama became the first president to launch his own Tumblr.

Does this mean the President will be reblogging all of your favorite animal pics?  Probably.

So, Mr. President, as part of my civic duty, I hereby present to you this image that I reblogged on my Tumblr for use on the presidential Tumblr…

It feels good to finally be an active member of our participatory government.  God bless America.

[via The Daily What]

No One Cries In Obama's Arms

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 21, 2011 at 2:00PM

Hush little baby, don't say a word, Obama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

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