• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Working For Two

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 26, 2016 at 2:00PM

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She used to be an A cup, so she had to get pregnant to land this job.

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From Around the Web

You Can Get Anything Online

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 23, 2016 at 12:00PM

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And this is why you never have sex while you're pregnant.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Lift With Your Uterus

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 4, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Please wipe down the machines after your water breaks on them.

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Dine N' Dash

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 4, 2016 at 11:00AM

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BUT HOW WERE THE GARLIC KNOTS?!

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Thanks But No Thanks

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 1, 2016 at 6:00PM

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Never ever ever trust a white van unless they’re handing out free candy. That’s always legit.

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