Tosh.0 Blog

Oh Wow!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 27, 2014 at 10:00AM

She's not pregnant, she just ate a really big lunch.

[via Basbeballance]

His Least Favorite Poem

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

Roses are red, violets are blue, he's changing his number, and moving real soon!

[via No Way Girl]

Tags: 

fail

love

parent

parenting

poem

pregnancy

Pregnant

test

Miss Prego 2014 Is …

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 24, 2014 at 6:00PM

Stacy, who's soon to be child was actually conceived in the men's bathroom of this very bar.

[via Uber Humor]

No Regrets

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 21, 2014 at 10:00PM

And you be sure to remind him or her of that every time they start acting up.

[via Ratchet Mess]

Tags: 

baby

instagram

no regrets

Pregnant

semen

spit

swallow

Extra Love & Support On The Side

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 30, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's always nice when the mother of your child sees eye to eye with the lady you bang when you're sick of her.

[via No Way Girl]

Oh God. No.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2014 at 4:00PM

She knows her husband's gay, right?

[via Barstool]