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Facebook Knows All

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 9, 2014 at 12:00PM

It got super awkward when the facial recognition feature suggested that his buddy Todd was the father.

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It’s Socially Terminal

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 1, 2014 at 5:00PM

There's no easy way to say this ma'am, but you've got a baby the size of a tumor inside of you.

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Oh Wow!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 27, 2014 at 10:00AM

She's not pregnant, she just ate a really big lunch.

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His Least Favorite Poem

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

Roses are red, violets are blue, he's changing his number, and moving real soon!

[via No Way Girl]

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Miss Prego 2014 Is …

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 24, 2014 at 6:00PM

Stacy, who's soon to be child was actually conceived in the men's bathroom of this very bar.

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No Regrets

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 21, 2014 at 10:00PM

And you be sure to remind him or her of that every time they start acting up.

[via Ratchet Mess]

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