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First Family Portrait

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2014 at 5:00PM

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For her father's sake, I hope he's lying under one of those graves.

[via Catsmob]

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10 Perfectly Weird Pregnancy Pics

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 12, 2014 at 3:00PM

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Pregnancy is a magical time in a woman's life. And if you're not taking advantage of it with some super-creepy commemorative pictures, you're already a terrible parent. So take a page out of Prego the Clown's book, and use your child's impending birth as an excuse to get real weird.

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10 Must Have Black Friday Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

The Blackest of Fridays is nearly upon us. Now it's time to kick your training into high gear so you can mercilessly thrash anyone who gets between you and an unbeatable price. As Darwinism clearly explains, only the strongest survive door-busting deals, and how else will you earn your child's love you unless you bring home this strangely whorey Superman pillow?

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Third Trimester Crossfit

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 17, 2014 at 3:00PM

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A great way to induce labor is to treat your body like a human ketchup bottle.

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Follow The Toilet Rules

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 17, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's about time lady-Benjamin Buttons who are confined to a wheelchair and have a bun in the oven got their own dedicated facilities.

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