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His Least Favorite Poem

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

Roses are red, violets are blue, he's changing his number, and moving real soon!

[via No Way Girl]

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Mom Responsibly

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 29, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Well, I mean… sober-ish."

[via Daily Garlic]

10 Flawless "Celebrity" Tweets

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 25, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's easy to see why Twitter is worth billions when you consider all the joy it's bestowed upon the world. Thanks to Twitter, now the public finally has a direct look into the warped brains of their favorite celebrities.

US Olympian Ryan Lochte's account is just one of the many you can turn to for pure twitten gold. Though I have to give credit where credit is due here, and admit that I'm shocked he managed to spell "Rocks" correctly.

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Totes Fully Dilated

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 11, 2014 at 11:00AM

18 hours later: Exhausted. This baby smells funny. #AfterbirthEverywhere

[via LOL Factory]

How's That Abstinence-Only Education Going?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

Of course Mountain Dew and weed prevents pregnancy. How are you gonna knock someone up if you're constantly playing Grand Theft Auto 5?

[via Buzzfeed, Think Progress]