Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This is the best board break in karate history. Fine, it's just the cutest but it's Tuesday and you need this joy.
- Kim K posted a naked selfie to prove she's really pregnant. When did she start needing excuses? Isn't she just always naked?
- Here are some things that look like Donald Trump. None of them really capture his permanent duck face though.
- This Playboy article claims an affair can make your relationship stronger. I'm sure this data will be useful since significant others tend to value research over emotions.
- Winona Ryder confirmed the Beetlejuice sequel is happening. That's right, Hollywood. If you make ALL the sequels you'll find one we actually want.
- A start-up company will let you custom design your own weed strand. Just tell us where to put our credit card information, dammit.
- It's Tug It Tuesday! Let's see some skin.